boredom

(Source: mildcakes, via radicalravenclaw)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

(via crunchier)

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via radicalravenclaw)

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via jail)

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

(via surprisebitch)

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

(via jail)

(Source: melark, via jenniferlawrencedaily)

volcainist:

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

(via pizzota)